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my aunt came home from vacation and told me this story

indigoswankster:

defekait:

my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says "…ok" and walks away and she looked over and her husband and brother were cracking up and it turns out she dissed justin timberlake

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that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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Make me choose

grandstheftautumn:

littlebluedots:

song: ___________ or ___________

band: ___________ or ___________

actor: ___________ or ___________

actress: ___________ or ___________

singer: ___________ or ___________

movie: ___________ or ___________

tv show: ___________ or ___________

anything: ___________ or ___________

please do this because i’m so bored. anons are welcome 

plEASE

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lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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